In my efforts to miss the BRITS extravaganza last night I found myself watching “Never Mind The Buzzcocks. The show is well past its sell by date but Bill Bailey is always good value. Anyway while watching I found out (courtesy of the BBC’s “you learn something every day” department, that if the musical note F sharp is played to a woman (or in this case to someone who used to be in Neighbours) she is likely to orgasm.
From this we may assume that every woman has an F-sharp spot. I guess it is half a tone below the G spot.
Its feasible of course, after all not many people know that women have an A spot* in their wedding tackle.
I feel a Michael Caine moment coming on; “Oi, did you know that birds ‘ave an A spot? There's not a lot of people know that.
Anyway yes, the A spot. So guys, if your lady is complaining about her sex life being dull just titillate her G spot with your F sharp and her orgasm will be hitting A above top C
(Only someone who is married to a classical singer could crack that last joke!)
*the anterior fornix, an area with a high density of nerve endings on the front wall of the upper vagina. To all guys who can touch this spot without resorting to plastic devices, RESPECT!
And thus ends today’s biology lesson.
