You have to excuse our newest reporter fatsally, she is not quite up to speed on the Boggart Blog way of doing things. For example she has not learned that we would never ever be crass enough to SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS that something we have been PREDICTING FOR YEARS has happened. I mean we are modest, unassuming commentators who would not stoop to blow our own trumpets.
So we ill just MODESTLY REMIND YOU that once smoking had been completely demonised, the next step in the advance of tyranny would be to start a similar campaign against an innocent tipple.
Be Sure to Read WE DID WARN YOU an article in which sally reveals that people who like a glass of wine with there dinner are well on the way to becoming sad, degenerate alkies grubbing in neighbouts bins to fnd discarded bottles with a few drops of booze left in them.
We now warn you that a team of government pokenoses all specially selected for their narrow, thin lipped, disapproving mouths, are hard at work with clipboards and pens quantifying the evidence that will prove everyone who has sex is certain to die.
sallyontour
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I never did meet an alcoholic who hadn't progressed to the hard stuff via either breast or cows milk.
I therefore propose we ban these immediately so that our under-fives will not later become winos lounging all day on park benches (which are not, of course, to be too high as we wouldn't want to be sued by them when they fell off).
Whilst on the subject, there has been little response to my suggestion that we ban other people's children from public places. Other people's children cause stress, which is as big a killer as passive smoking, I'm sure.