Sitting around the office waiting for BBC to get back from the doughnut run. The day progresses as normal, Ian checking the weeks recordings of Emmerdale to see if Linda finally makes the breakthrough to acting, well that's his excuse anyway. Soft Mick seeing how many paper clips he can pick up with his new bar magnet, I'm using the computer to design flyers for my new sideline (a bog snorkling school as you asked) and Jenny is nowhere to be seen, but that doesn't necessarily mean she isn't here.
BBC returns brandishing a newspaper. "According to this report 15% of office staff do very little." he announces. The editorial team look up at one another.
"Bloody slackers," says Ian. "100% of our team do very little."