How would you feel if someone close to your heart presented you with a bucket of shit for Christmas. Grounds for divorce, you might think, or at least a suspension of conjugal rights? Such a reaction would be understandable if it was just any old shit (which is what we get from most people if we’re honest) but if the shit happened to have been shat by a rare Rhinoceros it would show the giver thought enough of you to spend quite a lot of money.
An animal charity in America is selling Rhinoceros shit on internet flea market for those too lazy to go shopping, e-bay, (possibly the only shit people will be buying on the site that does what it says on the box) and the brown stuff is fetching a tidy sum. All profits go to the cause of saving the Rhino.
There are five species of these endangered animals but only four of them, White, Black, Indian and Sumatran are represented in the catalogue. The Javan Rhino is so rare it may already be extinct (exstinkt?) so the vendors found Javan Jobbies are rare as... well obviously, rocking horse shit.
Even the stool of those species that provide plentiful plops is rationed. Buyers get a small lump of the brown stuff presented in a trophy case with a certificate of authenticity.
This final item seems a little superfluous. just open the case and you will know its contents are genuine.

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