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How It Went Wrong For Ricky

by ianrthorpe @ 2007-12-10 - 19:26:52

We knew it was never going to be easy, Floyd Mayweather's record speaks for itself, our lad was boxing above his weight and the Nevada State Boxing Commission that oversees the sport in Las Vegas is not noted for impartiality. Television companies also have far too much influence.
Thus Hatton, a fighter who is at his best in close exchanges found himself boxing in an oversized ring that suited his opponent's more mobile style. That along with his physical disadvantages, he is shorter and has considerably less reach than the freakishly long armed Mayweather, may have been what swung the fight.
We must question the wisdom of the Natton camp's choice of cut man though. Mick Willamson is probably very competent at dealing with the facial injuries usually sustained by boxers but as a London Cabbie was he the right man to provide between rounds pep talks.
"All the same, them Yanks, Rick; come to London flashing threir gold cards, buying our companies, seducing our women. The government wants to start teating them like asylum seekers I say. Like what they treats them Alky Ada sewer side bombers. Keep the buggers out or they'll take over. I had that Tory posh boy in my cab last week, wossname - Cameron. I says to him, you don't want to fanny around with them Yanks, they'll take over. ~You want to get old Maggie back, she'd know what to do with them..."
Twelve rounds of that and he would not just lose the will to fight, he;d lose the will to live.

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Maggie? Back? No thank you. (Not unless it's the back of her!) :))

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
11/12/07 @ 20:28

Yeah but I was writing in character as a London cab driver.

blogbrushblogbrush [Member]
11/12/07 @ 15:03

yeah looking back he was never going to win was he. mind you, ten million up!

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
11/12/07 @ 20:29

Right, so in that respect he's a winner.

fatsallyfatsally [Member]
11/12/07 @ 17:57

You didn't need to look back, all you had to do was keep an eye on the sports pages and as soon as they started banging on about how good he was and how he was going to win, that was the time to bung a hundred quid on the other guy.
When wil the British press learn, as soon as they take an interest and start getting all excited it's curtains for the poor sportsperson. Lewis Hamilton was going great guns until the press started saying he couldn't lose. Andy Murray started the year brilliantly, some hack says he could win Wimbledon, wham, damaged wrist ligaments, doesn't even get to play. Football? All England have to do is keep Croatia from scoring, bam! bam! two nil down before England have worked out which goal they're supposed to be attacking.
By the way, Who's Joe Calzhagi?

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
11/12/07 @ 20:31

A kind of Italian spicy sausage I think.

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