BBC: What are we doing tomorrow, Mum?

Me: What do you want to do tomorrow BBC?

BBC: We could go for a walk round Langsett and then go
to the cafe.

ME: Ah. The cafe has changed hands. The bacon butties
aren't as good as they used to be.

BBC: Oh. Why not?

ME: Well for a start they don't fry the inside of the
bap anymore. And they butter the inside of the
bread.

BBC Oh. You could ask them not to butter the bread.
Tell them you're Jewish and it's not Kosher.