I think BBC's apprenticeship is coming along nicely.
Yesterday evening he went to the theatre and, showing his true northern spirit despite the fact that he was born in Northamptonshire, baulked at the prices in the bar, but managed to convince the barmaid in the press bar that he worked for a large internet news group.
"I'm with Boggart Blog- We're a major internet news group. I'm currently on the review staff" and he managed to get his pints for £2.50 as opposed to £3.10, showing that his 8 years of residency in Yorkshire and Boggartblog's general disregard for the truth and reliance upon pure fabrication have served him well.