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When The Chips Were Down For Prescott

by ianrthorpe @ 2008-04-22 - 18:27:41

Belligerent Bulimic Labour Lardball John Prescott (beat that you tabloid headline writers :-) has publicly admitted that he suffered from a serious eating disorder while holding a high office in government.
In confessional moood, Prezza told the press of how he would go a Chinese Restaurant in his constiuency and order every dish on the menu (all on expenses you can be sure.)
While on an assignment based in Hull in the late 1980s I often visited that restaurant and have seen Two Shags in action. He did not just eat his way through the menu, he would also eat the menu, the table linen, the cutlery, the furniture and any waiters not nimble enough to get out of the way.
Then on the way home he would call at the chippy for steak pudding, chips and peas with a fish on top.

Hull City football fans would never sing “who ate all the pies?” The entire town knew the answer.

TODAY WE COMMENTED ON:
'Tisn't the season - airfreighted food
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/leo_hickman/2008/04/tisnt_the_season.html
Rekindle the fire - the malaise in politics

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...And it wouldn't be Sam Allardyce! :))

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
22/04/08 @ 19:44

He's eaten a few in his time - and Gazza used to be among the usual suspects.

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
22/04/08 @ 18:51

Yet he looked so well on it, no ?

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
22/04/08 @ 19:46

I always though he looked a bit drawn, but I suppose that was the cartoonists fault.

beat that you tabloid headline writers

SPEW JAGS

;)

In other news, when I sent this earth-shattering news to my missus via txt on Sunday, she sent back: "It's a battle he's clearly winning, though, isn't it?"

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
22/04/08 @ 19:49

Kudos to your other half too.

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
22/04/08 @ 19:48

Very good indeed, but that quality is more broadsheet healine surely

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