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Don't Wipe Your Arse On Your Keyboard

by ianrthorpe @ 2008-05-01 - 17:19:41

A microbiologist who spends his time sniffing people;'s computer keyboards and toilet seats has concluded that the average keyboars is dirtiers than your typical toilet seat.
The first thought to spring to my mind on reading the news story was this person has obviously never visited to toilets of certain pubs where fatsally and I used to drink when we were younger.
Second thought: Here is another scientist with too much time on their hands and not enought imagination to fill it constructively.
And my third thought was that it proves PERSONAL COMPUTERS should remain just that. Respect your technology and it will respect you. Some people will wipe their arse on anything.

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tylluanpenrytylluanpenry pro
01/05/08 @ 18:44

Very true! :))

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
02/05/08 @ 15:20

We Boggart Blog crew are always ready to offer the public helpful advice.

loveslifeloveschocolateloveslifeloveschocolate [Member]
02/05/08 @ 00:18

Keyboards are a bit rough on the bottom and don't flush well, I recommend the mouse mat may be more suitable:D
I heard the hospital ones are particularly bad. I am not surprised, in my place there are people on the shared ones all the time and I doubt they get cleaned at any time.

ianrthorpeianrthorpe [Member]
02/05/08 @ 15:24

I can understand the point about hospital keyboards. After all, A&~E depts. have to deal with peanut allergy cases so the people who contamibate the keyboards have probably been eating the free peanuts in trendy wine bars.
Wine bar peanuts are apparently more contaminated than the average landfill site.

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