I knew years ago that we couldn't trust politicians, bankers, lawyers, accountants and bosses so I thought I was pretty hardened against the failings of human beings.
But Ant and Dec? If you can't trust them you can't trust anyone.
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I knew years ago that we couldn't trust politicians, bankers, lawyers, accountants and bosses so I thought I was pretty hardened against the failings of human beings.
But Ant and Dec? If you can't trust them you can't trust anyone.
A press release issued by some wildlife protection group, the name of which escapes me for the moment, carries what could turn out to be the headline of the year.
Great Tits benefit from Global Warming, it proclaims.
In a bird watchers hide somewhere, Sid James laughs, "Hurrr Hurrr Hurrr, Joan Sims and Hattied Jaques chorus "Harrumph," Barbara Windsor sticks her chest out and giggles and Kenneth Williams flares his nostrils and say "Euooooooooh."