A man and his wife were watching Graham Norton. They began to argue over some phone messages. The man stormed upstairs to the bedroom and got his loaded shotgun. Presumably in a fit of temper he banged the gun on the floor, at which point it went off, shooting him in the groin and fatally wounding him.

The moral of the story is, boys, if your weapon is loaded, be careful how you handle it, it could go off unexpectedly.