Speaking at the Hay Literary Festival, Hay on Wye, uberbloke Jeremy Clarkson hinted that he might or might not have driven a Bugatti sports car at 186 mph on the Limehouse Link, a stretch of urban motorway in inner London.
Road safety campaigners were on his case at once, claiming he had behaved in a criminally irresponsible manner and calling for his arrest and ritual disembowellment.
What would they have said if Jeremy had mentioned he was flossing his teeth at the time?
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Well, being Jeremy, you can guarantee he was smoking a fag and talking on his mobile whilst steering with his knee.