What’s going on with Toni Blair?

We’re a bit flummoxed by a press release put out by the “Embassy for Republic of Kazhakstan” announcing that on June 17 President Nursultan Nazarbayev received “Special Representative for people of middle East, Mr. Toni Blair”.

Toni?

As in, “Hey everybody knows I’m a pretty straight sort of transsexual, call me Toni” ?

Toni is a girl’s name so what’s going on?

Well in his days in office Blair liked to talk of change, the need for change and the need to embrace change. Since he left office he has perhaps seized his chance to deliver. he certainly seems to be delivering change with a vengeance. First he changed is religion from Anglican to Roman Catholic, now it seems he has changed his gender from balls out macho Tony to girlie Toni.

We wonder what his new best buddy Pope Benny and his old best buddy, the homophobic President Bush will make of it all?

But it there more to this story than meets the eye. Could it perhaps be his snip and tuck is simply a ruse dreamed up so he will not have to shag satchelmouth anymore.

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