Ah the link between animals and bras, probably as old as the bra itself.
We used to have 'Sheepdog bras' - round 'em up and point 'em out.
Then a chap might say to a well endowed lady oozing out of her brassiere, "If you're selling those puppies can I have the one with the pink nose?"
Then came Trinny and Susannah and the world became wise to 'the chicken fillet', a piece of foam shaped like a chicken fillet, which slipped into the lower, outer half of a bra gave a startling improvement in cleavage.
Today Boggartblog brings you news of the latest invention, the bat bra.
Secreted in the bra, a baby bat adds uplift, an interesting vibrating sensation and can also help you find your way home when you've been out on the razz and your legs insist in walking you in circles.
The perfect gift for the ladette everywhere!
An added bonus is the look of pure revulsion on a chap's face when he comes across not the expected chicken fillet or wad of tissue paper but a breathing, squirming bat!
You can guarantee he will never bother you again.
A hotel receptionist from Norwich found a baby bat in her bra...four and a half hours after she put the bra on.
Makes you wonder what it was hanging upside down off for all that time if it took her so long to notice it.