Deputising for Gordon Brown at Prime Miniter's Question Time Yesterday, Harriet Harman was asked by William Hague why, in view of Mr. Brown's lecturing us all on the evils of wasting food, the amount Parliament spends of "hospitality", (booze and snacks) had rocketed under Labour.
Ms. Harman snapped back, "I will not be advised on the virtue of moderation by a man who admits to having drunk eighteen pints of beer a day."
The Boy William was ready.
"Not a single drop of that was wasted," he retorted.

If only politics could be like that all the time.

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