A Special Report By BBC Reporter

With news being released yesterday of the theft of David Cameron's beloved bicycle from outside his local supermarket, Boggart Blog believes that the theft is, in actual fact, part of a conspiracy by the shadow cabinet to provoke a sympathy vote for the conservative party. CCTV footage obtained by Boggart Blog News Network seems to show the bycicle being draped in a very expensive 16th century persian carpet and then being bundled into the back of a chauffered classic Bentley limosine, by an individual matching the description of Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG, the shadow security secretary.
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