From Celebrity gossip writer Totty Farquhar - Parkinson
It’s around twenty years since Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) had his day off so the errant high school pupil is all growed up now so joyriding in his bezzie’s Dad’s classic Ferrari, drinking milkshakes in an expensive restaurant and hijacking a carnival to deliver a rollocking version of “Twist and Shout” are among the childish things he put aside a while ago.
Like the boy in the song Puff The Magic Dragon, classic cars and cocktail bars have made way for other toys. Grown up toys. Matthew, long time partner of the world’s least sexually alluring woman, Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker has gone the way of so many long time married men. Instead of a day off he has been having nights off with a 25 year old redhead we hear.
Far be it from us to condone such behaviour, but we have to say poor Matthew’s sex life must have been a wasteland for a while now. For some years now SJP has been so thin any attempt by a normally endowed man to penetrate would have caused her to split.
