Boggartblog hears rumours of more restrictive legislation on the way from the beleaguered Brown government.
The buzz around Westminster suggests that sexual intercourse will henceforth be restricted to two people, one of each gender, engaging in face to face, lying down sex, commonly known as the missionary position. All other forms of sexual intercourse will be illegal, even if they occur between consenting adults, in private. A new watchdog, OFSHAG, is to be created, with statutory right of entry to one's home, to ensure the new rules are adhered to.
Apparently the government is hoping to woo the Daily Mail reading classes, who, to judge by the Mail's apopletic reaction to the victory of Max Mosley in his suit against the News of the World, only ever have straight sex and purely for reasons of procreation, never pleasure, and feel that everybody else should live by their puritan standards.
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I expect a lot of cross-party support from the Tories, who will embrace this as a spankingly good policy.
'Lets put the 'Hip' back into Hypocricy' the Tory spokesman for Youth, Sir Bufton Tufton, will urge the back benches, '- and lets tax it too'.