At the beginning of the Olympic Games when it was suggested Britain would do well in cycling and rowing the Australian ~Minister for Sport, Culture and Floater Pies dissed our chances by saying the British would “choke” when they came up against Australian opposition. He also suggested that British competitors were not very fond of using soap.
Now this blog has some good friends who are Austrailian and they are lovely, fragrant people so I will resist the temptation to say its nice to find at least on Australian who has heard of soap. Instead I will just mention our haul of medals against Australia’s meagre collection and say that perhaps the Aussies wusses should by-pass the summer Olympics and concentrate on the winter games. The must have a chance of at least a Bronze in the sledging event but that's the only sport at which they truly excel.
Unless of course the British representatives are me and fatsally, in which case the Aussies would be eliminated in the first round.
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rithompson
Glad to see their vanity punished. Now they're eating their hats with those stupid corks.
Would it make us sore winners if we were to ask, "how many double gold medallists did Australia have?"