We have news that Celebity Chef and Tony Blair’s healthy school dinners Csar Jamie Oliver was admitted to a psychiatric unit last week. Oliver’s agent told Boggart Blog his client was suffering from deep depression after learning that wonder swimmer Michael Phelps achieved his eight Olympic gold medals thanks to a diet of pizza, fried foods, cheese and mayo sandwiches on white sliced bread and lots of fizzy drinks.
We now learn that following the revelation that superstar sprinter Usain bolt’s favourite food is chicken nuggets which he eats for breakfast and lunch, Oliver has been put on suicide watch.
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The difference is, they exercise (and their playing fields haven't been sold off).