Shark fisher Stephen Perkins got more than he bargained for when he landed a blue shark off Lundy Island.
Holding up the shark for the obligatory photograph, Mr. Perkins was somewhat taken aback when the shark clamped its serried ranks of razor sharp teeth around his forearm.
Mr. Perkins had to be airlifted to hospital because of the severe bleeding and underwent reconstructive surgery.
He later explained that fishermen like himself do not harm the sharks, they merely take a photograph then release the shark back into the water.
Boggartblog managed to track down the shark with the aid of CEO Jenny.
It has to be said the shark was unrepentent.
"It's alright these fishermen saying they don't do us any harm, but let me tell you, if you've gone to eat a tasty morsel then found there was a bloody big hook in the middle of it which gets stuck in your mouth you wouldn't be too bloody pleased.
Then you try to swim away and you realise there is a line attached to the hook, because you get so far and then suddenly the line goes taut and the next thing you know you're going backwards.
That can go on for hours until you think 'oh fuck it' and just go with the flow.
Then they haul you out of the water, which may not sound too bad, but let me tell you it's no laughing matter, like having a polythene bag put over your head, why on earth they think we're not going to object to being left flapping about on some cold bloody deck, gasping for breath, is beyond me.
Then, to cap it all, they pick us up by the snout and want us to pose for a bloody picture.
Why on earth they can't use the one they took of me last week I don't bloody know.
So yeah, I snapped, I'd just about had it up to here, you know. And I'll do the same again if anybody else tries it on with me.
They want a bloody picture why don't they just bloody ask?"
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- 2008-09-05 @ 17:14:31
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- 2008-09-05 @ 17:27:55
Yes, I should think if SuperSarah goes shark fishing it would be the fish that need reconstructive surgery.
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- 2008-09-05 @ 20:23:29
I think the fact she's making her daughter Bristols marry a man with a mullet shows how ruthless (and lacking class) she is.
If Sez Jez ever brought home a man with a mullet would you not consider it your duty to kill him before he polluted the gene pool. I know I had to put the shits up several such specimens who tried to attach themselves to The Gabster.
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- 2008-09-05 @ 20:27:17
That sharky rocks! Thanks for the insightful interview.
At the end of a shark hook, is there a Really Big worm?-
- 2008-09-05 @ 21:45:31
We do try, my little sis and me.
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- 2008-09-06 @ 08:56:31
This is where my knowledge of fishing will be shown to be zero.
I do believe they use either a really big worm or a really big maggot, unless, of course, it's fly fishing, in which case the bait would be a seagull.-
- 2008-09-06 @ 14:22:44
Or a pair of trousers.
ianrthorpe


Sounds like we need pit-bull-in-a-bikini Sarah Palin to sort out that uppity bugger.

BTW what's the difference between walking acros the Sahara desert and playing the financial markets.
In the desert the sharks can't bite you