As Ian notes, reeking of desperation, Gordon the Terrible reaches for surely the only other person still around who might be more loathed than himself!
Mandy is back! Whoo! But don't worry, it probably won't be for long.
And didn't he look dapper, standing before the mike outside No.10, his suit and tie set off beautifully by his maroon V-neck pullie.
During the Labour Party conference I drew your attention to the similarity between David Mlliband and Frank Spencer. To continue this theme didn't Mandy look just like the older chap out of The Full Monty, the one with the gnomes who teaches the boys to dance.
I can see where this is going.
Gordon will be the fat one, Ali Campbell can play the part of Gary, David 'Frank Spencer' Milliband, (remembar Frank did do a Full Monty in the Highland Fling episode), is probably best suited to be the trumpet player, the "Lunch Box" would have to be Ed Balls, whilst John Prescott could play the ageing break dancer, all under the watchful eye of the tasteful and exquisite Mandy.

"To take our minds off the recession, Ladies, for one night only

Labour's answer to "The Chippendales"...

Gordon and the Terribles

bring you

THE FULL MANDY!!!!!

"You can keep your hat on..."

And don't Forget there's a serious side to this. Check out today's post from Little Nicky Machiavelli about how Brown has turned Labour into a pastiche of Billy Conolly's Glasgow Drunk routine.

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