Still on the subject of cookery, we've got Jamie in Doncaster trying to teach the locals how to cook so they don't have to rely on kebabs and crisps. poor, uneducated northerners.
Meanwhile in Leeds the culinary standards are suitably higher for this enterprising metropolis and they are certainly willing to have a go at the fine art of good home cooking without any help from celebrity chefs.
Anthony Morley, a chef himself and soon to be famous for his signature dish, stands accused of murdering his lover, Damian Oldfield, and then slicing off sections of the dead man's thigh, sprinkling them with herbs and frying them in olive oil.
Morley walked into a local takeaway and asked staff to contact the police as he had killed someone.
In his home police found, along with the bloodstained body of the dead man, several pieces of cooked flesh on a chopping board and retrieved one piece from a bin, which apeared to have been chewed.
Counsel for the defence said that they were not contesting the fact that Mr. Morley killed Mr. Oldfield, "but at issue in the trial were questions of .... abnormality of mind."
The defense will suggest that the state of Mr. Morley's mind was disturbed as anyone should know that whilst olive oil and herbs are fine for tender young cuts of meat, thnk lamb or veal; older, tougher meat would need either to be slow cooked or marinated over night before cooking, to ensure the cut was tender and full of flavour.
Well probably they won't but it makes a convincing defence to me.
Just as well The Testicle Cookbook hadn't been published at the time.