News for the outer limits. The latest UFO files released by the Ministry Of Defence contain news of many mysterious encounters with unidentified flying objects possibly sent from outer space by alien civilizations. There are also a few cases that are easily solved given what we know now.

One such case concerns a sharp featured woman who presented herself at the local police station and claimed she was a visitor from Planet Amazon, a distant world populated by Warrior Women. her mission was to destroy human civilisation.

I always knew Margaret Thatcher was not one of us.

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