BREAKING NEWS FROM OUR PIGS MIGHT FLY CORRESPONDENT

Our mole in BBC television tells me tonghts scheduled Jonathan Ross show will be replaced with a live performance by The Satanic Sluts. (for pictures of the dance group follow the link - they're not as hot as hot Gossip used to be.)

Somehow you know, I never had Satan down as a young, girlie version of Manuel from Fawlty Towers :>