You migh think we Boggart Bloggers are a tad obsessive about Health and Safety inspectors, but you are wrong. They really do need to be killed, ever last one of them.

An appalling story reached us today via Comment Is Free. health and Safety Officers in Nottingham have stopped the producers of the panto in the council owned Nottingham Playhouse from using Shetland Ponies to pull the coach in a production of Cinderella.

It is not the first time bureaucrats have interfered with pantomime tradition to impose politicall correct policies. Not so long ago a production of Alladin was censored and had to remove "racist" content.

But why let us tell you, read for yourselves in Oh Yes They Did how bureaucrats are using absurd politically correct rules and regulations to purge everything that is enjoyable out of our lives.