Are you completely maxed out on credit?
Have you had your hours reduced?
Is the bank threatening to re-possess your home?
Are you thinking about sending the wife/girlfriend/daughters who look over 16 down behind the gasworks to bring in a little extra dosh?
Are you considering marrying off to the highest bidder in return for British Citizenship any relatives who happen to stray near your door this festive period?

If you need extra cash....

Boggartblog has the answer for you!

No strings attached! Boggartblog can help you establish your own highly lucrative business!

For a one off outlay of £250.00 Boggartblog will help you set up your own louse farm.

You will receive instructions on breeding and care of these affectionate little creatures.

Plus ideas on how to increase the number of host heads needed to support your growing flock. (Sleepovers for all your daughter's friends are good!)

There's also instructions on the harvesting of the mature lice.

And contact details of wacky doctors from
somewhere down South who are willing to pay £1 per louse!!!

You can choose your stock from pedigree Barnsley lice, pure-bred on the heads of genuine Yorkshire tykes.

Or perhaps you would prefer the red louse, native to Lancashire, and hand reared in the grimy locks of Accrington street urchins.

There again perhaps you fancy something a little more continental, the Charolais louse is easy to rear, but you should have a good smattering of la francais, in order to prevent les petits from becoming homesick.

Or there again, perhaps you would like to try your hand rearing your own special breed.

The possibilities are endless.

But hurry. This is a niche market, supplies are limited.
If you want to crack the credit crunch, don't be a nitwit, sign up today!

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