At last we have some idea of His the worshipful President–Elect, Supreme Generalissimo-in-Chief Sidi Barak Hussein Obama’s policy position on one issue at least. Despite growing concerns among media and business communities about the deafening silence that answers the question “just what is your policy on this issue Sidi Obama?” every time it is asked we have finally learned, thanks to the ongoing investigation into the corrupt dealings of Rod “Blagger” Blagojevich, state governor of Illinois and the head of the state political system of which Sidi Obama, as junior senator, was a part.

Though everybody denies knowing anything about corruption and graft in the traditionally corrupt state the investigators have revealed that Blagojevich, whom Obama denies ever having heard of let along met or had dealings with, was a ruthless political operator. If anybody stood up to his bullying style or thwarted his plans to enrich himself and his cronies, including Tony Rezko the gangster and Rachmanite landlord who allegedly bought the Obama’s luxurious lakeside mansion for them, Blagojevich had a penchant for sending them a big dead fish, (cue music: Theme from The Godfather) Mr. Obama says he did not know anything about that - well he would, wouldn’t he? – but we can clearly see that the White House team, most of whom come from the Chicago & Illinois political machine, have a keen interest in the fishing industry and will be supporting fishermen in practical ways.

We may also take from this a clue that the Obama administration will be enthusiastic in their support of the olive oil business and the equine bloodstock business.

Those of you who have been paying attention may remember boggart Blog told you in March 2008 there was something about Sidi Obama that smelled fishy.

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