Well aren't the Screaming Redtops having a field-day with the story of 'little' Alfie Patten who has allegedly fathered a child with his 15 year old girlfriend, despite the fact that he is only four foot tall, looks about eight years old, his voice hasn't broken ergo his balls haven't dropped and he still wouldn't let a girl touch his willie because she has broken hers off already.
Tabloid editors memories must be very short, it is only twelve months since Karen Matthews grabbed their attention with the plot to extort money from the media by kidnapping her own daughter.
Do you see any similarities here?
Could the rush to get Max Clifford to represent 'little Alfie's' interests be a bit of a giveaway?
Not fot me to say, but here's a thought.
Todays papers published a picture of Alfie's dad wearing a devil mask.
Now go back and look at all those pictures of 'little Alfie;
as a baby, a toddler, an infant and now, the 13 year old 8 year old.
I suggest we shave his head and somewhere on there will be the number ..... 666.

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