It had to happen. Afer the Boggart Blog exclusive last Saturday that brought you news of how and why Michael Jackson faked his own death because tickets for the Take That tour were selling faster than those for his O2 gigs, people are jumping on our bandwagon with crackpot conspiracy theories about Jacko's faked death In Michael Jackson Is Alive, Derek Clontz claims Jacko has gone into hiding in Eastern Europe.
That's nonsense of course. Although we did not think it worth reporting because everybody already knows, Michael Jackson is holed up in a cave in the Hindu Kush with Osama bin Laden.
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