In all the furore over the death of old putty nose which has dominated the news we completely overlooked the passing of poor Farrah Fawcett. It's a pity she was overshadowed because a famous wall poster of her, much loved by adolescent males for helping them through a certain rite of passage that involves getting pyjama pans stuck to bedsheets. We should remember.

When her beauty faded and with it her fame Farah made a career for heself as a stage actress and also did a lot for charity, working with deprived children. She was still thinking of underprivileged kids after her death which took place a few hours before that of Michael Jackson. Our netherworld undercover reporter Soft Mick tells us in this exclussive:

I was hanging around the Pearly Gate hoping to pick up a bit of juicy netherworld gosspi from St Peter when Farrah's soul ascended. As custom demands Peter asked the new arrival: "have you any last wish for the dimensions of time and space before you become an angel again?"

Farrah replied "yes, I would like all the children in the world to be safe."

This is Soft Mick, Pearly Gate Cocktail Bar, Another Dimension.

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