This is nothing to do with our companion blog that goes by the name Little Nicky (Machiavelli) today we have to comment on the lengths French President Little Nicky Sarkozy has to go to in disguising the fact that he's a shortarse. Somebody in the French pess corps has been blabbing that Little Nicky (4'6") when standing in a photo line up has a habit of hoisting himself up on tiptoe just as the cameraman is about to click the shutter. This is particularly noticeable when Little Nicky is being photographed with Gordon brown (5'11") and Barack Obama (6'1" - not 6'3" as his people claim) Little Nicky has also been outed as a wearer of personality lifts and has even stood on a box to be photographed with a group of tallish people.
All together now... "Aw, bless..."
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