Sex crime is not something we ever intended to joke about but there's an exception to every rule.

This week's Stupid Criminal Of The Week award goes to a flasher. Now I don't want to belittle the nature of this crime because it is normally associated with sad, lonely old men in long Macs and no trousers; a shy and sensitive person who gets an eyeful of what is being flashed can be quite shocked and even traumatised. After all the aim of the flasher is to scare prople by exposing to them bits of the atatomy that are not normally seen.

So WTF was going on in the mind of the Philadelphia flasher who ran into a shop in the city and flung open his coat to reveal he was wearing a trakkie top and running shoes but no strides? Because the shop was a bookstore for THE BLIND!

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