A chap from Norfolk auctioned off space on his bum in aid of St Helena Hospice.
Jack Gargrave started off with the phrase, "I love...." and asked bidders to complete the sentence, just like those competition tie breakers.
The winning bid was "I love the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre." which Jack duly had tattooed on one cheek.
They got all that on one cheek, that must be some arse on the boy.