The news that a baker's shop in London was ordered to remove a window display of five bagels, artfully arranged to resemble the Olympic logo and other stories of corporate and government Nazis trampling on enterprising small businesses for using advertising images that somewhat resemble the official Olympic
cash cow logo has prompted Boggart Blog to launch a range of anti - Olympic merchandise.
Our lawyers tell us tell us it is still acceptable to use the letters
O - L - Y - M - P - I -C
to advertise goods and services so long as they are not in that order. We do not see anything wrong with this photo of iced bagels (although we can see a lot wrong with the concept of iced bagels - why not stick with do - nuts) which bears only a passing resemblence to the official logo.
The aforementioned bagel bakery is not the only business to be hit
Many other businesses have been issued with "cease and desist" orders for alleged violations of the Olympic Corporation's trade maks and copyrights (and you thought the games belonged to the world? How naive are you?) Including the Olympic brothel in Soho.
Obviously we could not show you the Olympic brothel's picture of five different coloured female orifices in states of arousal as it might offend more sensitive readers.
We therefore feel it is our duty to bring the London 2012 Olympic games into even greater disrepute by launching a range of T shirts, Mugs, Mouse Mats and condoms bearing an image of the Olympic logo and these slogans.
Olympic Officials Are Nazis.
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Olympic Officials Eff Off, I'll Drive My Mobility Scooter In Whatever Lane I Like Because I'm A Londoner.