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Recent comments (30)
In response to: "“Dick” Madeley, his book and other weekend stuff." 4 hours old
by Dick Madeley [Visitor]
Bring it on, big boy! more…
In response to: "Too Fat To Be Guilty - Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award." 11 hours old
by arlene [Visitor]
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In response to: "Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake" 14 hours old
by justgrrl [Member]
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In response to: "Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake" 19 hours old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
Dinosaus were very big but not able to climb trees.
The common ancestor of humans and chimps could climb trees. Hence the species evolved to become humans and chimps.
Now humans grow out of climbing trees as soon as they understand the dinosaurs they see in cartoons and films are not real.
Evolution is a wonderful thing. Without i more…
In response to: "Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake" 20 hours old
by justgrrl [Member]
That Miss in the school was right, dinosaurs do not eat chimpanzees, if they did we were not here nowdays - or... *scratches chin and thinks about alternatives* er... may be dinosaurs did eat only the silly chimpanzees and the clever ones could run away... otherwise, Sir, how could we explain that we are here today? :) more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 20 hours old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
Never been for a drink with the ants then? You've led a sheltered life :) Try "any bar" and don't raise any more queries please my head has not been at home all weekend. more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 21 hours old
by The_Walrus Pro
I'm stuck at "almost ant bar", trying to relate it to a concept I recognise. more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 23 hours old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
I don't know about cellular soup but Google seem to be set on turning peoples' brains into grey mush. more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 23 hours old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
But things can be moved just by staring at them. Go into almost ant bar and stare at an attractive woman in a creepy way and oddds on in a few minutes she will leave. more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by loiswakeman [Member]
Isn't a disruptor a nasty weapon used on 'Star Trek' to turn one's insides to a cellular soup? more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by justgrrl [Member]
as to "walking through walls project" (that you mention in your archive, under the title FORWARD PSYCHIC SOLDIERS) I think that is a recent research issue known as teleportation, which I hope will be soon a perfected and appliable method to save time and airplaine travelling costs.
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In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by The_Walrus Pro
Good for Sunday, long may it continue. Oops, hang on... more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by The_Walrus Pro
[...faint voice from ground level...] some of my
bestonly friends are Californians,, but do they post large lumps of hashish for me to stare at? Not as far as I can see from this high point on the Astral Plane. Bah!And nobody now admits anything about all the stupid Russian experiments into moving things by staring at them. more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
Ah now, I'm on solid ground here. I made a point of mentioning the psychic warfare unit is based in CAlifornia. Many of the ideas such as the one about walking throgh solid walls because humans are made of atoms which are more emptiness than solid matter came from certain Californian hippie philosophers who read the Bhagavad Gita while stoned or tr more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
I often found I could not buy things I really needed. Then I got a Farnell CPC catalogue.
I see what you mean about the spelling - I did correct than but obviously forgot to save the edit. Well it's Sunday.... more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
Well spotted - I missed a few words out from that comment. Carried along by the song's sentiments and lilting rhythm to overlook its unpleasant undertones would be better :) more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by The_Walrus Pro
I really must object to the phrase crackpot hippies. Some of my best friends are hippies, and...
[falls over and lies around wondering where the hell he can score some dope] more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by The_Walrus Pro
Lawks Ian, that goes all mish shpelled near the end...
Many a time I, as a nerdy nerd, have found things to buy that I didn't know I needed until I saw them. more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by justgrrl [Member]
Sir, is there not a bit of contradiction in your comment?
"...are carried along by the song's unpleasant undertones"
I thought someone could only be 'carried along' by pleasant tones (of either 'under' or 'uber' category)
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In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by justgrrl [Member]
not that I would have wanted it in French, you understand... ;) more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
If you watch the clip again you will notice that while the humans are carried along by the song's unpleasant undertones a dog gets up and walks out.
I guess the U.S. Military were worried the goats might do the same :) more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
It's an American film and they are worse than us with foreign languages. more…
In response to: "Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy" 1 day old
by justgrrl [Member]
But... Sir, I've clicked on that link to youtube and discovered with disappointment they sing that song in English... more…
In response to: "Bloggers Who Stare At Goats" 1 day old
by justgrrl [Member]
Sir,
Why stare at goats (and other psycho tricks), when it's so easy to convince goats with a nice little song like you mentioned in your previous post? ;) more…
In response to: "Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag" 1 day old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
I've heard of "under the counter sales" from my parents generation. There were similar trades in non narcotic products like French magazines containing "artistic" photographs of women well into the 1960s. Tell people they can't have something and they will go to enormous lengths to get it.
When I was a market trader in the 1970s people more…
In response to: "Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag" 2 days old
by ben3nevis Pro
An interesting scenario. May I tell you of my childhood during WWII.
My father, medically unfit for military service by reason of coal mines and ciggies, was allowed to continue in business running his Confectioner [Sweeties] and Tobacconist [Fags] shop.
Tobacco, Virginia tobacco, was in short supply and your actual Play more…
In response to: "Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag" 2 days old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
...and there will be sleazy looking types on street corners surreptitiously handing out wraps of Drum to deadbeats who slip them a tenner. more…
In response to: "Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish" 3 days old
by pompeycaulkhead [Member]
AAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! The mental images!!!!!!!!!! more…
In response to: "Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish" 3 days old
by ianrthorpe [Member]
You'd probably find it warmer than Nicole. She's always struck me as a shop window dummy type. more…