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• Stupid (Swedish) Coppers Of The Week From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 hours old)

  You must have heard about the rioting that was going on all last week in Sweden. Why haven't the Swedish security forces quelled the unrest you might well ask? Boggart Blog can tell you it is because … more

• Stupid Criminal Of The Week Called The Cops While Planning Heist From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (23 hours old)

  It's time to end the famine of Stupid Criminal Of The Week with a really wonderful story about a complete silly arse who called the cops and revealed plans for a robbery. The Fresno police departme… more

• Man triest To Video Ghost, Captures More Than He Bargained For From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

  This one is definitely from the "You Couldn't Make It Up Department. A curious Australian man looking to capture paranormal activity on a hidden camera ended up with evidence of something a whole l… more

• Having Sex on the Subway With Google Translate From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

  Last week, Prague subway authorities announced the idea that a special "Love Train" service will be introduced on the city subway. The idea was that on these Love Train a special carriage would be res… more

• Amsterdam's twin Prostitutes Retire At 70 From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (2 days old)

  Amsterdam is known for its hedonistic lifestyle and relaxed approach to drugs and prostitution. Two of the city's oldest prostitutes recently announced their retirement in an interview with local … more

• Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just ... oops, shall I call an ambulance? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

  A bowler at a bowling alley in Florida accidentally shot himself while going for a strike, but he is not facing life-threatening injuries The Examiner reports. The incident reportedly scared the … more

• Cameron's Political Death Wish From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

  First thing I saw today was this: Gay marriage set to be approved after Cameron deal with Labour The legalisation of gay marriage is poised to be approved by MPs today after surviving a Tory backb… more

• He Who Controls The Spice Controls The Universe From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

  Just change the word spice into food and Frank Herbert's words from the Dune science fiction novels seem frighteningly prophetic... 'The German Minister for Food, Agriculture and Consumer Pro… more

• Swivel Eyed Loons From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

  Hunt the C-c-c-c-conservative (sorry I seem to have developed a bit of a stammer) c-c-c-cabinet (got to make it look good) minister defended the unnamed Tory official close to David Cameron who allege… more

• Angelina's Tits And The Commercial Implications Of Their Absence From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (8 days old)

  Yesterday we reported a different perspective to the "heroic superstar makes supreme sacrifice for the benefit of all women wil a million dollars to spare favoured by mainstream media reporters of the… more

• Why Are We Celebrating Angelina's Tits (Or Lack Of Them) From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (8 days old)

  The headline read: Angelina Jolie inspires women to save themselves the agony of breast cancer by having preventive double mastectomies There were any number of similar headlines in mainstream m… more

• Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation Cox Sackers? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

  Or are they just politically correct cupid stunts? BBC behemoth of politically correct bullshit Radio 4 has been criticised after the words "cox sackers" were broadcast during an afternoon show. … more

• Dave Surprised By Price Fixing? Yeah right. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

  News today that petrol prices to consumers have been driven up by price fixing deals cut between members of the Big Oil price fixing cartel only came as a surprise to one person. While David (call … more

• Blair's Right Hand Man Stabs Labour In The Back From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

  I read this news with some amazement. WTF is going on in the Labour Party I asked myself. with the Lib Dems collapsing and UKIP set to split the Tory vote all they have to do is steer a steady course.… more

• Be careful how high you fly on your broomstick. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

  It isn't often a respected and serious news and opinion web site like Boggart Blog with pick up a story from a South African tabloid like The Johannesburg Star. This one however is a must read for our… more

• Lady Decorators From fatsally in Boggartblog (11 days old)

  Passed a van parked up at a house up the road. LADY DECORATORS it said on the side. "Blimey!", I thought, ""Mobile vajazzling!"… more

• Science Lied Again: Sunlight Could Reduce Death Rate From All Causes From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

  They told us we would all die of skin cancer if we exposed ourselves to natural daylight for three seconds on a dull day. Slather yourselves in factor twenty five million subscreen or risk turning int… more

• Cameron a bigger fantasist than Blair From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

  David Cameron will tell Barack Obama when they meet this wee that he is increasingly optimistic about the crisis in Syria following his talks with Vladimir Putin last week. Speaking before he depa… more

• And the country in most trouble is ... From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

  We're in trouble, France is in trouble, Italy is in trouble but what's new about that? Greece is in bigger trouble than any of those and Spain is in even bigger trouble than Greece. We live in a troub… more

• Anybody Can Apply, Honest From fatsally in Boggartblog (12 days old)

  Over here, in God's own Ridings, the green and purple of majesty the Pennines set against the grey and drab of the redundant spoil heaps, we are bombarded at this time of year with literature for publ… more

• The Importance of thinking things through for yourselves. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (13 days old)

  'The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the concl… more

• Road Wars? Rubber Balls Of Terror, Skipping Ropes Of Mass Destruction? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 days old)

  You'll be glad to know that fat sweaty coppers from the Politically Correct Thought Police are keeping you safe in your homes by operating a zero tolerance policy against little girls. And why not,… more

• Beeby Booby Baby Got A Monkey On His Back From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 days old)

  Today's blog is an all too rare contribution by our beloved proprietor Jenny Greenteeth. I seeing Justin Beeby Booby Baby is in trouble with his fannies Mummies and Daddies again for upgetting … more

• It Might Look Cute But It Can Be Bloody Annoying... From fatsally in Boggartblog (15 days old)

  So you go onto You Tube or the LOL cats sites and you look at the vids and the pictures and you either laugh or go "awww", but when you're trying to watch the recording of the tennis and a cat jumps u… more

• The Truth, The Whole Truth And Anything But The Truth From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

  Yesterday American mainstream media were triumphantly claiming that Secretary Of State John (Lurch) Kerry had visited Moscow and reached a dead by which Russia and the USA would co - operate on deposi… more

• Lauryn Hill's Crime From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

  Occasionally something makes me so angry that I forget the purpose of Boggart Blog is to make fun of authority and hypocrisy and I just have to have a rant about the pernicious brand of fascism that i… more

• A Song For Today From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (17 days old)

  (tune: Banks Of The Ohio which I remember from Bert Weedon's Play With Yourself In A Day book)On the story today of three young American women kidnapped and held captive for ten years. I kidnapped … more

• Minimum Alcohol Pricing? One Rule For Us, another For ... From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

  You've heard all the finger wagging, Nanny state loving MPs and ministers screaming about the evils of binge drinking and how we need minimum per unit prices for alcohol to prevent 'the poor' seeking … more

• Obama's Psy - Op Speech To Students From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

  President Obama gave the commencement address at Ohio State University yesterday, May 5. I don't quite know what a commencement speech is or why they would be given to students at the end of term rath… more

• Latest Political Arse Bandit Story Is A Damp Squib From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

  The big story of the weekend has been the arrest of gay Conservative Nigel Evans MP for allegedly raping two men (at different times). Now Nigel is MP for Clitheroe and Ribble Valley, just up the roa… more

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