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A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (6 hours old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more
Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more
The Real Queen's Speech Redux From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

It is well known that every year HM The Queen writes her own speech for the state opening of parliament and that every year The Government goes to great lengths to ensure the draft is lost and Queenie… more
A Pretty Maid Must Show 40% To Get Laid. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

I'm an unlikely Daily Mail reader but this link, sent to me by a mate who knows how much Boggart Blog loves pointless research stories, pricked my curiosity. It will take you to an item that claims a … more
Look Out Jedward, Fleo Is Here From fatsally in Boggartblog (3 days old)

Oh Dear, it seems we can't get away from Jedward, the tone deaf duo comprised entirely of identical twins. Not to be outdone Boggartblog has secretly been grooming its own tone deaf duo to storm th… more
President Rimmer Obama From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

Looking around American blogs today I see there is a kerfuffle about President O's deep bow to the Emperor Of Japan. Typically the Politically Correct Thought Police are defending Obama. "What is wron… more
BNP go mad in Essex. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

We have just heard from the BNP Annual conference in (ta-ta-tada-ta-taaa) Wigan that BNP leaders will stand in the forthcoming general election as a candidate for BARKING. 'Nuff said? (BBC Ne… more
Octomum From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (5 days old)

To avoid misunderstanding the title is not a new Bond film or a character from tonight's (eagerly anticipated) Doctor Who adventure. Octomum, or Octomom as she is American is the Latina woman who h… more
Things Just Keep Getting Better! From fatsally in Boggartblog (6 days old)

The other day Boggartblog brought you the news that we're just not drinking enough, tipping the unfinished bottle down the sink wastes an incredible amount of the old Mucho Collapso and so we should a… more
Swine Flu - No worries, you'll just gain a few pounds From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 days old)

The government of control freaks are keeping up their fear and panic campaign to turns us all into gibbering wrecks who cower in fear of swine flu. Boggart Blog has always said this scare is simply ab… more
Marking computer Says No AsTop Writers Fail Their English A Level. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (8 days old)

Boggart Blog makes it our business to invigilate the progressive education lobby for sings of loonyness. An we have to be honest, they keep us busy. One of the most crackpot ideas to come out of th… more
Simon Cowell Secret Revealed From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (9 days old)

Boggart Blog has not been following The X Factor this time round because, well let’s be honest, we have done all the cheap jokes in the past. Also the biggest X Factor joke this year is Jedward and no… more
Bottoms Up! From fatsally in Boggartblog (9 days old)

Good news for drinkers - the Waste and Resource Action Programme has estimated that Britons are pouring £470 million worth of wine down the plughole every year. And we shouldn't be doing it! It… more
Going Batty For A BJ? From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (10 days old)

Fancy a BJ? Not a blow job but a bat job. Bats are into oral sex it seems. According to natrualists who study bats for a living (well someone has to do it, more than two-thirds of female short-nosed (… more
Evolution Classes In Junior School Could Be A Mistake From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (11 days old)

Following on from fatsally’s report a few weeks ago that the government planned to consult (cue portentous chords) “experts” about reforming the primary school curriculum we have now learned from our … more
Bloggers Who Stare At Goats From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

You have all seen adverts for the new Hollywood film release Men Who Stare At Goats. Well no need to waste your money to find out what it is all about. Boggart Blog were on the case of this story way … more
Google Pledge Not To Be Creepy From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (12 days old)

Speaking on American television Google CEO pledged that his company would not become a creepy gang of world domination freaks like Microsoft did some years ago. Asked by the interviewer how from th… more
Too Fat To Be Guilty - Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (13 days old)

Edward Ates reaction on being pronunced guity of murder after his trial for for killing Paul Duncsak, was one of disbelief. Duncsak was shot six times at his home 25 miles north-west of New York. T… more
Forget Booze Cruise, Now It’s The Fag Drag From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (14 days old)

We ought to have reached the point in the life of this Labour government when satirists and polemicists start to lay off them and turn our attention to The Conservatives who will surely sweep to power… more
Kidman’s Alien Sex Fetish From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

Statuesque blonde Australian actress and sex symbol (if you like that sort of thing) Nicole Kidman has confessed in a celebrity interview with GQ magazine that in one of her love affairs she had explo… more
The New Guy Fawkes From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (15 days old)

Where are Catesby and his co - conspirators when we need them? Where is our gunpowder plot this bonfire night? Not that I'd want the buggers to blow up The Palace of Westminster, it is a wonderful bui… more
Stimulating The Radio Active Rabbits From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (16 days old)

An American friend sent me this list of some of her favourite items funded by money from the US Government's stimulus bill. •$300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit dr… more
Stupid Criminal Of The Week Returns From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (17 days old)

It is with great pleasure we announce the return of the Boggart Blog stupid criminal of the week award. In the early days of Boggart Blog we would feature this occasional series whenever we encount… more
The eXtacy factor From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (18 days old)

Well Professor Nutt certainly kicked things off with his claim that drugs like E, Cannabis and LSD are no more dangerous that alcohol and tobacco. While we agree with the Prof, you must bear in mind w… more
E versus J&B From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (19 days old)

E versus J&B I know we say this quite frequently but where would this blog be without those whacky folks who feed us material by doing pointless research. The latest finding, announced by the a… more
The Acme Of Bad Luck From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (20 days old)

Saddest news story of the week concerns the unfortunate death of Canadian folk singer Taylor Mitchell. 19 year old Taylor died just after embarking on a a tour of eastern Canada promoting her first al… more
NB To Scientists: Thinking Is Bad For The Planet From fatsally in Boggartblog (21 days old)

Came across a headline in The Times today: METHANE DAMAGES THE PLANET MORE THAN THOUGHT. Well of course it does. I know some people have shit for brains but brains can't fart. RELATED POSTS: … more
Tonguing Willie From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (22 days old)

What a headline!!! Worth 3 exclamation marks. Well every now and them we Boggart Bloggers like to show up the Tabloid headline writers for the rank amateurs they really are. So as this story is not… more
Biscuitgate - The Final Answer From fatsally in Boggartblog (23 days old)

Just popped into the garage/shop at the end of the road for a bottle of wine and there was a man filling up his Beemer, registration plate: R1CH.T Must be an economist, he obviously didn't think… more
Old Chinese Proverb: Beware Jumped Up Dictators With Ill Thought Out Scheme From fatsally in Boggartblog (23 days old)

Lord Stern of Brentford, who is quite possibly a climate change czar, or at the very least a marquise, called yesterday for everyone in the world to cut out meat in an effort to save the planet. Ring… more